Sunday, August 22, 2010

Cooper Union installing Vomit Spotting Towers

With the new school year approaching, Cooper Union officials are wasting no resources to protect their still-newish academic building from the Serial Vomiter, who has seemingly gone backpacking this summer....

Yesterday, a work crew closed Tara Shevdenko Place on the east side of the school....



...for a top secret installation early in the morning....




According to a kind-of credible source, the school is installing a Vomit Spotting Tower...



...similar to the kind that Shark Spotters have used in Australia and Amity Island...



This time it's personal.