Sunday, August 22, 2010

Cooper Union installing Vomit Spotting Towers

With the new school year approaching, Cooper Union officials are wasting no resources to protect their still-newish academic building from the Serial Vomiter, who has seemingly gone backpacking this summer....

Yesterday, a work crew closed Tara Shevdenko Place on the east side of the school....



...for a top secret installation early in the morning....




According to a kind-of credible source, the school is installing a Vomit Spotting Tower...



...similar to the kind that Shark Spotters have used in Australia and Amity Island...



This time it's personal.

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 23, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    Heave, I worry that you have unwittingly shown the Vomiter an ideal perch from which to launch his lunch on the surrounding buildings, sidewalks, and passers by. Damn you Serial Vomiter and your love of irony!

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  2. EV HeaveAugust 23, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Ha! Good point, anon!

    And sorry it took so long to approve your comment... didn't realize that the comment moderation was on...

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